We've lost the war

< Humpfgrunz and SweetJulie concidentially met in the GIS central hall at the huge display representing the killboard, which is surrounded by conference rooms and gangways to other sections. >
SweetJulie > We have lost the war !
Humpfgrunz > Sorry ! I don't know any war, we've lost
SweetJulie > Look on our war list !
Humpfgrunz > Yes ?
SweetJulie > The war isn't there, is it ?
Humpfgrunz > You mean that war ? Which isn't there anymore ?
SweetJulie > Yes, it's not on our war list anymore, it has gone missing, it has been lost !
Humpfgrunz > Oh yes, it has been lost on our war list.
SweetJulie > And before we finally lost the war we performed quite lousy.
< Tragot Gomndor wanders by >
TragotGomndor > Everyone loosing a war performs quite lousy, so what ?
Amun Neith > Who performed lousy ?
SweetJulie > We performed lousy !
< Sergato incoming >
Sergato > I don't think I've performed lousy or any of us recently !
Humpfgrunz > We don't talk about that massacre-war against those lowsec-carebears, we talk about the war, which has gone missing in our list of pending wars.
SweetJulie > As I've said, we have lost the war !
Sergato > I don't get it, I don't know about any war we've lost !
TragotGomndor > That war ? I'm missing it !
Amun Neith > No more small gang actions in Evati ? I'll miss it !
SweetJulie > We have lost a war ! I don't think, we should loose any war !
< Isuna, Dairean Onuris and Tikka just came out of a meeting room >
Tikka > We have lost a war ? We are not meant to loose a war ! SweetJulie ! Do your job !
SweetJulie > I order all of you to the Sisi Simulation System ! You must not loose any war !
Humpfgrunz > ähm ! You've got a strange definition of loosing a war, SweetJulie !
Dairean Onuris > We have lost a war, we go to Sisi ! No Discussions ! This is an order of the High Command !
Humpfgrunz > Ähm, Dai ! I don't think, Sweet defines loosing a war the same way as you do, at least in the moment !
SweetJulie > You, Humpfgrunz, performed badly by unneededly dropping a Megathron Navy Issue at their altar and then we finally lost the war !
< Looren who came out of the nearby electronics laboratory >
Looren > Do you talk about these Evati elite Frig Pilots ?
Humpfgrunz > Yes ! Sweet suggests, we have lost the war against them !
Looren > So much fuss about them ? I don't think they are worth it. They had a good headstart thanks to our Humpfie ! But then they did not get anywhere except in Frigs. Everything greater than Frigs was as good as dead when entering our base in Egmar.
< Tragot Gomndor knocks his Head at the wall repeatedly >
SweetJulie > This is not a Heavy Metal concert ! You can stop Headbanging !
< Someone giggles out loudly >
SweetJulie > I'll stop your giggling ! We have lost the war against The Bastards and Hellcats ! Because of that I'll draw the consequences and your salary will be cancelled for this month and halved from then on ! We can discuss about raising your salaries again, when you've returned being elite Mercenaries again !
This said, SweetJulie walked away while mumbling > "Giggling !!! I'll teach them what it means to giggle about my orders. We'll see, who's gonna be my next bait..."

Introduction

Dear EVE Online fellows !
We at GIS have decided to introduce this blog giving you some insight into the live and doings of us the one and only famous German Mercenary Corporation.

Much has happened the last few months. Our educational corporation for teaching players how to become a GIS Merc has been closed down and our procedure overworked. Now we have continuous training of all our members by our own experts.

Changes have happened in the leadership of the corp as well. New men emancipated themselves and some of our policies have changed.
GIS has had an enormous growth the last year. What once was a small family of PVP enthusiastic players has become a Mercenary Corporation of respectable size. This change lead to some tensions and we had to adapt to new structures.

With the beginning of the war of The Bastards and The Hellcats against us, where they got quite a good start by being able to kill some more expensive ships of ours, we changed tactics.
Now we have the numbers to field several teams at the same time from small to huge size adapting to the situation. If needed, these teams join together when one of them encounters a valuable target.
Thus our customers can be sure we have several teams attacking enemies we're paid for fighting. For any unexperienced enemy of ours this will reveal as pure horror, because there is no safe place for them except in stations or by staying logged off.
Even for experienced enemies we deliver highly uncomfortable situations. They may be able to grieve some of our less experienced members through expert maneuvers but in the end they'll suffer heavy losses nevertheless and won't be able to proceed with their Business (e.g. Highsec-Harrassment) whilst being at war with us.

GIS is a corporation with short rules and an open philosophy. We take Pilots barely able to fly a T2 Ship (e.g. an Interceptor), T2 fitted Battlecruisers or Battleships up to the fully skilled Titan-Expert in our ranks as long as he shares our ideals and fits into our family.
If you speak german (No need to be native German, though !) and you feel you'd like to become an expert PVP-Player, you're wellcome as long as you can live with and adapt to our rules.

Having said enough about our corporation we will post official announcements as well as some RP Stories about us in this blog.