We've lost the war

< Humpfgrunz and SweetJulie concidentially met in the GIS central hall at the huge display representing the killboard, which is surrounded by conference rooms and gangways to other sections. >
SweetJulie > We have lost the war !
Humpfgrunz > Sorry ! I don't know any war, we've lost
SweetJulie > Look on our war list !
Humpfgrunz > Yes ?
SweetJulie > The war isn't there, is it ?
Humpfgrunz > You mean that war ? Which isn't there anymore ?
SweetJulie > Yes, it's not on our war list anymore, it has gone missing, it has been lost !
Humpfgrunz > Oh yes, it has been lost on our war list.
SweetJulie > And before we finally lost the war we performed quite lousy.
< Tragot Gomndor wanders by >
TragotGomndor > Everyone loosing a war performs quite lousy, so what ?
Amun Neith > Who performed lousy ?
SweetJulie > We performed lousy !
< Sergato incoming >
Sergato > I don't think I've performed lousy or any of us recently !
Humpfgrunz > We don't talk about that massacre-war against those lowsec-carebears, we talk about the war, which has gone missing in our list of pending wars.
SweetJulie > As I've said, we have lost the war !
Sergato > I don't get it, I don't know about any war we've lost !
TragotGomndor > That war ? I'm missing it !
Amun Neith > No more small gang actions in Evati ? I'll miss it !
SweetJulie > We have lost a war ! I don't think, we should loose any war !
< Isuna, Dairean Onuris and Tikka just came out of a meeting room >
Tikka > We have lost a war ? We are not meant to loose a war ! SweetJulie ! Do your job !
SweetJulie > I order all of you to the Sisi Simulation System ! You must not loose any war !
Humpfgrunz > ähm ! You've got a strange definition of loosing a war, SweetJulie !
Dairean Onuris > We have lost a war, we go to Sisi ! No Discussions ! This is an order of the High Command !
Humpfgrunz > Ähm, Dai ! I don't think, Sweet defines loosing a war the same way as you do, at least in the moment !
SweetJulie > You, Humpfgrunz, performed badly by unneededly dropping a Megathron Navy Issue at their altar and then we finally lost the war !
< Looren who came out of the nearby electronics laboratory >
Looren > Do you talk about these Evati elite Frig Pilots ?
Humpfgrunz > Yes ! Sweet suggests, we have lost the war against them !
Looren > So much fuss about them ? I don't think they are worth it. They had a good headstart thanks to our Humpfie ! But then they did not get anywhere except in Frigs. Everything greater than Frigs was as good as dead when entering our base in Egmar.
< Tragot Gomndor knocks his Head at the wall repeatedly >
SweetJulie > This is not a Heavy Metal concert ! You can stop Headbanging !
< Someone giggles out loudly >
SweetJulie > I'll stop your giggling ! We have lost the war against The Bastards and Hellcats ! Because of that I'll draw the consequences and your salary will be cancelled for this month and halved from then on ! We can discuss about raising your salaries again, when you've returned being elite Mercenaries again !
This said, SweetJulie walked away while mumbling > "Giggling !!! I'll teach them what it means to giggle about my orders. We'll see, who's gonna be my next bait..."